Darts-2013 1st Half Commentary

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SUMMARY

Week 10...it's the last week of the season...Andy decides to make a guest appearance...and Skippy is on the shelf with a bad back...so we only have 6 shooters again for the 3rd week in a row....and guess what that equates to our 3rd winning week in a row...I guess when people don't sit they can see the board better than trying to look through the tears in their eyes when they bitch because they sit one game...so the moral of the story...we are better with only 6 shooters a night...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 15)
(0-1) Jeff (1 missed in)      
(2) Ed (1 under 20, 1 C-rule) John (1 under 20, 1 missed in)    
(3-5) Jr (2 under 20, 1 squat in cricket) Andy (2 under 20, 1 missed in)    
(4) Ted (2 under 20, 2 squat in cricket)      

Skippy isn't here so I guess he wasn't the Skippy winner...Ted was this weeks Skippy award winner...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 49.69)
(>=55) Jeff (56.06)    
(45-54) Ted (52.60) Andy (48.76) John (48.33) / Jr (47.44)
(40-45) Ed (44.92)    
(<40)      

Just missed our team goal of a 50 average...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 63.64%)
(>=80%) Jeff (86.96%)      
(67-79%) Ted (71.43%)      
(51-67%) John (65.22%) Jr (60.87%) Ed (52.38%)  
(<=50%) Andy (42.86%)      

great job by Jeff for having over 80% of his shots over a 40 for the seventh week in a row...John drops off the list over 80% after being on it for 6 striaght weeks....Ted does a nice job again with over 70% of his shots over a 40...Andy fills right in where Skippy left off with under 50% of his shots over a 40...

TONS (TEAM 7)
(>=3)      
(1-2) Ed (2) Andy (2) / Jeff (2) John (1)
(0) Jr (0) Ted (0) "NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

Jr and Ted weren't "in the mood" to chuck any triple digit scores....

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 102)
(>100) Ed (102)      
(100) John (100) Andy (100) Jeff (100)  
(75-99) Jr (97) Ted (94)    
(<75)        

Very lackluster effort with the high scores...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 40.42)
(>=50)        
(40-49) Jeff (47.80) Ted (42.33)    
(30-39) Jr (32.00) John (31.67) Andy (30.00)  
(<30) Ed (23.50)      

still a lot of pretty low game averages...

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 2)
(0) Ed / John Jr Andy Jeff  
(1)          
(>1) Ted (2)        

Ted shot a 3 and a 7...

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 7mi / 53.33%)
(>=75%) Ted (1di / 0mi / 100.00%)      
(50-75%) Jeff (3di / 2mi / 60.00%) Ed (2di / 2mi / 50.00%) John (1di/1mi/50.00%) Jr (1di/1mi/50.00%)
(1-49%)        
(0%) Andy (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)      

less than double digit missed ins for the 2nd week in a row...getting in early can only help the wins...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 8do / 10mo / 44.44%)
(>=2) Jeff (5do / 1mo / 83.33%)      
(1) Ed (1do / 1mo / 50.00%) John (1do / 1mo / 50.00%) Ted (1do/2mo/33.33%)  
(0) Jr (0do / 2mo / 0.00%) Andy (0do / 3mo / 0.00%)    

once again we had 4 people contribute to the double outs...I'd like to give myself some props for banging out 5 double outs in one night...let's put that into perspective...I had as many outs in one night as Ed and Jr had for the half...I had as 2.5 as many outs in one night as Skippy had all half...and I had 5x as many outs in one night as Andy had for the half...and I wonder why my back hurts...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 2.06)
(>=2.50) Jeff (4.20)    
(2.00-2.49) John (2.25)    
(1.50-1.99) Ed (1.71) Jr (1.56)  
(<1.50) Andy (1.38) Ted (1.00)  

we had a team average over a 2.0...BUT that is grossly over inflated by Jeff's 4.20 average...If we take the 4.20 out of the averages the team average was only 1.58...having averages less than 2.0 (and especially less than 1.50) will not help the cause...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 30.77%)
(>=50%) Jeff (80.00%) John (50.00%)  
(30-49%)      
(1-29%) Ed (28.57%) Andy (25.00%) Ted (16.67%) / Jr (11.11%)
(0%)      

at least everyone had a 3-mark round for the 3rd week in a row...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 7)
(0) Ed John Jeff  
(0 except at Cork) Andy (2 at cork)      
(1-2) Jr (2)      
(>=3) Ted (3)      

that's a lot of 0 mark rounds...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 60.00%)
(>=67%) John (100.00%) Jeff (100.00%) Andy (85.71%)  
(50-66%)        
(26-49%) Ed (28.57%) Jr (28.57%) Ted (28.57%)  
(<=25%)        

we won the night...but still had 3 shooters under 50%...

TOTALS FOR WEEK #10
  Ed John Jr Andy Jeff Ted Skippy Matt
3 4 1 2 9 1 0 0
4 7 2 4 4 4 0 0
5 2 8 3 0 3 0 0
1 0 2 4 0 5 0 0
POWER RANKINGS 3 13 -8 -3 22 -7 0 0

 

1ST HALF YTD TOTALS -- F I N A L
  Ed John Jr Andy Jeff Ted Skippy Matt
22 49 22 19 92 28 9 2
35 43 31 18 25 42 16 2
48 20 50 22 11 38 28 7
25 4 26 27 2 20 37 11
POWER RANKINGS -19 113 -27 -20 194 20 -68 -23

 

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Ed shoots a ton...our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Jeff hits a ton...John hits a 15...Andy hits a ton...4 missed outs...Jeff takes the game out...our 1st win...

801-3  --  Ted hits a 7...Jr hits a 97...Ed hits a 102...Ed takes the game out for our 2nd win...

801-4  -- Johnny hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out...our 3rd win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 3, 1, 1, 4, 1, 1, 1...Ted shoots 2, 0, 3, 1, 0, 0...our 2nd loss...

501-1  --  Jeff gets in...Jeff takes the game out...our 4th win...

501-2  --  Ed and Jr miss the in...Ted gets in...our 3rd loss...

501-3  --  Jeff gets in...Jeff hits a 100...Jeff takes the game out....a patented "game of NoocH" ...our 5th win...

501-4 --  Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Jr hits a 13...4 missed outs...our 4th loss...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 6, 4, 5, 2, 4...Johnny shoots 2, 1, 3, 3...our 6th win...

501-5  --  Ed gets in...Ted hits a 3...Ted takes the game out...our 7th win...

501-6  --  Jeff, John and Andy miss the in...Jeff gets in...Jeff takes a 63 out...our 8th win...

501-7  --  Ed gets in...Ed hits a 17 + C-rule...our 5th loss...

501-8  --  Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...Andy hits a 12...Andy hits a 1000...Andy hits a 17...Johnny takes an 80 out...our 9th win...

Cricket-3  -- Jr shoots 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 6, 0, 0...Andy shoots 2, 3, 1, 1, 3, 1, 0, 0...they had a chance to win...but couldn't hit a cork to save their lives...our 6th loss...and we win the night 9-6...but most likely won't be enough to get into the playoffs...so we are going to have to settle for the consolation round....

QUOTES

Andy --> I got nothing...

Andy --> It comes with supplies...it's like xmas all over again...

Ted --> Ed way to get in..

Jr --> Where's my darts...they were right here...Jeff --> can you describe them...

Jr --> 2 wrong trips...

Jr (to Ted) --> nice round Skip...

John --> I remember his sneakers...my what big feet he had...

John --> I need a little Skippy in my...

Ed --> I'm the Andy Reid of darts...

Andy (to Ed) --> you were dismissed by a body of your peers....

Andy --> I'm the beer fluffer...

Jr --> what the F' is going on...I'm shooting 80's and we are getting destroyed...

Andy --> this is their way of making us beg for karaoke...

Ed broke Andy's new case...

Andy --> this music reminds Ted of his 30's...

Jeff (to Andy) --> I called it...game of NoocH...in, ton, out...

Andy --> I've never been 4-0 with a 20 average...

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

at least we finished the season strong with 3 winning weeks in a row...but obviously it's too little too late...playoffs don't seem to be in our future for this half...their goes our chance to 4-peat...I think a bunch of you slackers better pick up a dart during the month down time...let me just point out one stat...Jeff had 28 outs for the half...if i add up everyone else on the team they contributed 32...you guys have to start contributing to the outs...everyone should be close to 1 out a week average not 1 out a half...stop sucking...haha...i'm thinking the question you all have to ask yourself...if there was a fantasy dart league what round would you be picked up in...or in some people's case would you be hitting the waiver wire...I'll send out a text when i find out when next half starts...Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (64.10); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (37 @ 17.79%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (87.50%); Double Ins - Jeff (19 @ 45.24%)/Ted (11 @ 64.71%); Double Outs - Jeff (28 @ 51.85%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (2.80); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (30 @ 51.72%); Overall win % - John (70.00%); Fines (low) - Jeff (12)...

 

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Skippy (43.27); Low Score - Ed (2) / Jr (3) / Ted (3) / Skippy (3); % of shots under 40 - Skippy (50.76%); Missed Ins - Jeff (23 @ 54.76%)/Skippy (11 @ 73.33%); Missed Outs - Skippy (30 @ 93.75%)/Andy (18 @ 94.74%)/Jr (27 @ 84.37%)/Ed (27 @ 84.37%)...

Low Cricket Average - Andy (1.33); 0-mark rounds - Skippy (9 @ 32.14%) / Jr (11 @ 15.94%) / Andy (8 @ 12.62%); Overall Losing % - Ed (67.19%); Fines (high) - Skippy (41)...